Thursday, 22 December 2011

Three Days and Counting

So, with about five rows to do on a shawl, and all the wrapping to do to get stuff in the post, tell me why I am on t'internet looking for stuff like this?

To be honest, I'm just a teeny bit fed up with the whole thing (don't worry, I should be over it by Saturday - Monday at the latest). The knitting, the spending, the cooking, the cleaning, the decorating plus my all time favourite – the big argument.

The big argument isn't going to happen for a day or two yet. I know this because, so far, there has only been a bit of sniping and one (short) shouting match. Open warfare is still a little while away.

Still, to wish you all the best the season can bring, here's a little shot of Eleanor living up to her Rav name.

Happy Christmas

love June x

Monday, 12 December 2011

Quick, quick...

Overwhelming interest in the blanket and pride in the fact that it is 99.99999% finished leads me to post this photo which I trust gives away no more than I've already revealed...

Must dash. Tax returns, commissions, Christmas knitting and parkin baking beckon.

Love Eleanor. xx

Tuesday, 6 December 2011

How's the Christmas Crafting going?

Blimey, it's been a while hasn't it?! It's that time of year - super busy in the shop, super busy with commissions and super busy with Christmas crafting. I do apologise, I hate those blogs where you give them a week, expect them to have posted a fair bit and then you turn up and there's nothing. I promise we aren't that kind of blog. At least, I really don't want to be!

I want to talk about what's really inspiring me today which means stuff about the shop will be relegated to a small space at the bottom. Not that it's not exciting but you know how it is.

So, Christmas knitting. Oh yes, I've succumbed again this year. I always say 'I won't bother next year' on boxing day every year. But every year around about September, I get an urge that weighs so unbearably heavy on my shoulders that I just give in. I'm trying to be sensible though so those people who don't want knitting or crochet (for whatever reason, I'm not judging, only whoever-it-is-up-there can do that and I've heard the fiery depths can be quite comfortable if you're protected by a woolly layer. Which you won't be. Because you don't appreciate my knitting. No hard feelings...) or those people who've pissed me off this year aren't getting anything (oh me, oh my, I can hold a grudge). No knitting for the sake of it this year.

So, I told you a few blog posts ago that mum's present is done and dusted. I made her a Shipwreck Shawl. Actually, I started making myself a shipwreck shawl but lost impetus about...ummm... three years ago. Or so. Then I was ill and decided I could do that seeing as there was only 10 rounds to go and I did it. But I didn't like it. Then mum said she might want a blanket for the colder evenings and I thought that the shipwreck shawl would be lovely but now I'm second guessing myself seeing that it's holey and has beads of it. How is she supposed to snuggle? But we'll see. If she hates it I can knock up a....

Ripple Blanket which is what I've made for my dad and nephew. Dad's is in the scrumptious Cygnet Grousemoor Aran in the cranberry colourway striped with some silver grey DK from stash (colours to match his van for when he's napping on a long journey - he does that a lot - like a few times a month. As an aside, we live in Wollaton, he once called from Bramcote Lane which is about five minutes drive saying he'd be home in a few minutes. He didn't turn up until about two hours later because he'd decided to have a snooze in the van. Weird .Wouldn't you just come home and nip to bed? He's an odd one). I used a 5.5mm hook and somehow it worked out okay even though the grey was DK. Just two rows of each colour for as long as I could stand and then a stripy border and Bob's your uncle. It's finished bar a few ends and I'm considering how to block it. A steam block would be nice but can I be bothered and would it lose is smoochiness? I'll probably plump for a quick pin and spritz but I'd rather do it when he's out the house for a day or two so we'll have to see. Anyway, consider that done.

Then comes the nephew's blanket which has been the subject of a fair few blog posts. The body of it is now officially done (it says 'Seb in the jungle' in morse code in case you forgot...). It looks wonderful, even if I do say so myself. I've bordered it with a couple of rows of cream and the idea is that that will do but if I get time I'll add some more. I still haven't made up my mind of the colours though and I think it'll probably end up being a simple border with the Zig Zag 4ply and the cream that I used if I do do it. We'll have to see. But, more exciting than that is that I've bought some felt to make animals!!! I'm making parrots, snakes, tigers, elephants and monkeys and they're coming up spiffing! Problem is, Caroline is now a knitter, and I know she reads this which means that I can't show you photos because I want it to all happen on Christmas day. So you'll have to coco. I'll show you afterwards though and I promise to give you photos of the cutest nephew all wrapped up in crochet and/or using it as a tent. Who can say fairer than that?

Then comes Caroline's present. I can't tell you much at all. It's in her queue/favourites (I can't remember) and I know she's tried it but couldn't do it (at the time, no doubt she could now), I'm using the yarn that she tried it in so I know she'll like the colours. It's a DK. I've got to knit 16 inches and I'm having to use the single loop (or travelling loop) method. That's all you're getting.

And brother in law is getting something he requested too but I'm not putting much on here because maybe she reads it out to him (!??!!?). I don't know why I think their family life might be like that but to be on the safe side. There is a tiny surprise going to be wrapped up with it though. That's exciting!

Only one/two/three other person/people is/are getting made Christmas presents. I say this because actually, it my best friend who I'm making it for and she'll use it with her lovely boyfriend who she's just moved in with and hopefully there'll be enough to go around so that their equally lovely house mate can use it too. But I won't bore you with that. It's sewing and it could all end up in the frog pond anyway because, have I ever told you how atrocious I am at sewing?

And now on to shop stuff - exciting times lay ahead, be warned!!!


King Cole Moorland Aran - MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! It's lovely! Earthy kind of tones, subtle, tasteful, soft as you like! As far as I can see there are three plies to the yarn, two in the main colour and then one thick and thin sort of thing in beiges and browns which is the same in all of the colourways. Beware of the photos a little because, especially with the Bluejohn, they make it look like there might be pinks and purples in there when there aren't. We just took the photo's off the King Cole website because my camera is actually a phone and I assume their's isn't... Either way, the Bluejohn in the favourite in the shop and on the web so you might want to come and have a goosey gander.

The yarn also comes with some delicious patterns of which my favourite is 3332 (look at that dress!) but being sensible I'm going to cast on for the cardigan in 3329 because it'll go some way to hiding any lumps and bumps rather than displaying them for the world to see. Again, those photo's are from the King Cole website and the quality isn't the best - when I next have an evening free I'll take the patterns home and scan them for you. Until then, come in and see, especially if you've had on your mind the some sort of modern aran because these really are the loveliest I've seen.

And then we now how KNIT PRO SOFT TOUCH bloody CROCHET HOOKS! Oh my, oh my, oh my!!! I've wanted the Clover ones for a while and a few people have asked about them but we don't stock anything else from the distributor who stocks them so I've bided my time and now Knit Pro have listened to my inner thoughts and brought these to me. We chose the gold colour because, well, I can, but if we have enough interest we'll go silver too. Sizes in stock are 2mm, 2.5mm, 3mm, 3.5mm, 4mm and 5.5mm. I ordered more but I think everybody had the same idea as me but surely, those sizes will do you most of what you want and wouldn't a 5.5mm hook and a few balls of the Riot Chunky make somebody's Christmas? Maybe even your own??

That's it, I'm off to crochet my little heart out with my new hook and I'll see you in a day or two. Maybe next time I'll stretch to some photos....

Love Eleanor. :)

Thursday, 24 November 2011

I promised...

a positive blog today. And here it is. I'm feeling much better (though I still haven't heard from who I need to...).

So, last Sunday we went to the wonderful Bead and Craft Fair organised by our friends over at The Bead Shop, Nottingham and oh me, oh my it was wonderful! Didn't we have a grand time!?

This was the stall:

Our stalls always look a mess compared to the bead stalls. I think it's because beads are so much smaller, they fit nicely into packets which fit nicely into boxes or baskets or onto frame kind of things. That's my excuse anyway! If you've ever been into the shop you'll know it really is an excuse...

So, June and I set off at around 7.30am... maybe a bit later than that... that might have been my fault... and we were there for something like 8am. The whole thing started at sort of 10 to 10.30am but I knew from last year it'd take a little while to get ready. Much longer than you'd expect. At about 9am we were looking to be ready and I had the sudden daunting realisation that for the second year running I'd forgotten my bloody teaching materials. Luckily, I printed the stuff I needed the night before at home so that was in my hand bag but all the little balls of yarn that I needed for the lessons were waiting patiently back in the shop. Cue half an hour of frantic tiny ball winding by me, Sue and June.But that got sorted.

Then the hordes arrived! And I really do mean hordes! It could have been hundreds, it could have been thousands but either way it took ten minutes to wade through to get a much needed cup of coffee! Blimey.

Things went swimmingly, we sold tonnes and tonnes of the Woolcraft Tango, it really went down a storm. We sold out in fact! So around midday we sent June off in a taxi to get some more. And that went down a storm too. I guess the clever Bead Fair customers know a good Christmas present when they see it.

I taught two lessons on the day. Well, I say two lessons. Nobody turned up to my bloody Learn to Knit lesson! So I sat there looking like a tit for about quarter of an hour whilst every other teacher had a full table. Not for long. I had a project stashed under the table so I sidled back to the stall and got some serious sewing in ends done. Lovely. The crochet class was a lot more successful! 10 on the table! And I'd spent the last year telling Robin how I was only going to accept six people. I couldn't say no when they all turned up though.

Then, as I showed you yesterday, I splashed out on a little beading kit. I can't help but be inspired when I'm there and I wanted to see what their crafty world was like! I bought a snowflake kit, loved it too much so I bought a Christmas tree kit and a bracelet kit. I thought the snowflake and the Christmas tree might be lovely attached to the packaging of Christmas presents and I think the bracelet might end up being a Christmas present, the colours are a little too muted for me but the idea is a stunner. I think I might make two smaller versions and put them on earrings for me. I do like a good chunky earring.

Here's the photo again because I'm inordinately proud:

But this blog isn't about beading. Even if I might shut the shop and start a bead shop. Joke. Not really.

Anyway, I'm offski. Plenty of work to do today, and tomorrow. And the day after. Ahh the life of an LYSO. ..

Love(ly) Eleanor. :)

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

The Saga (doesn't really) Continues...

So, big bad council want to charge us money for getting rid of waste that we don't actually have. Only, my bad, we do have waste. We hoover up every other week, or every week if I'm feeling virtuous (housekeeping really isn't my forte). So we'll buy the bloody bags. That's £1.96 per bag and the minimum order is 25 of those and there's a £5 fee per year for getting a 'Duty of Care' statement which is what the Community Protection people want. Not too bad really.

Only, as a business nobody ever adds VAT on for you. When you're VAT registered (you can opt in to this but there's a threshold above which you have to be registered and I believe that's a turnover of £72,000. Needless to say we're well under that and I don't want the paperwork that being VAT registered makes.) you get to claim your VAT back, so that the only people who actually pay VAT is the consumer and tiny businesses. So they give you a price without VAT and if you pay VAT, like we do, you work it out yourself. It's not too hard to do and when I'm buying wool, for example, I add up the total of what I've bought, divide it by 100 and times that by 120. It gives me a rough estimate. Only a rough estimate because some companies charge VAT on each item and some charge VAT on the whole lot and that changes things by a couple of quid. But whatever, I need wool, I want wool, we wouldn't be a business without it.

We would, however, be a business without rubbish collections that we don't need. So I asked, when I talked to the council how much that would work out at for each bag and when they didn't understand that I asked if VAT was added on the individual bags or on the whole order and they didn't know so somebody was going to ring me back. I won't even write the next sentence, I think you know what didn't happen... So I'll be ringing them today, again.

So things have moved on a bit since the last time I saw you, I'm now dealing with another incompetent component of the local council and hating every minute. The more things change the more things stay the same. Blurgh.

Oh, and I mustn't forget to tell you about the visit from the Community Protection Officer. He came. Which was a start I guess. He didn't actually say anything, didn't write anything down and certainly didn't bring any forms for me to fill in. He sat there looking a bit gormless whilst I explained why I wasn't tip top happy chops about the way that this has all panned out. He said he'd pass it forward to his supervisor, I said 'brilliant, so I can have a written confirmation that that's been sent forward?', he has a bit of a paddy and tells me his supervisor will call me because I'm obviously finding it difficult to work with him (news to me, I was enjoying myself!). Supervisor hasn't called.

Yowser - this makes being a small business owner a lot easier and more enjoyable. Brilliant.

Right, I was going to say a load of positive stuff right now but frankly, I'm a bit pissed off with a lot of minor things and I'm too busy to allow myself to be inspired or excited about much at all really. So if it's alright with you lot I'm going to crawl back into my hole, ferret about and get a load of work done and reappear refreshed and reinvigorated tomorrow with a run down of what happened at the Bead Fair on Sunday.

Until then, I'll leave you with a little photo of what the Bead Fair ended up being all about for me - it will put a smile on your face:

Little pretty sparklies that were dead easy to make. The kits are available here and these are both the 'Miyuki' ones but when I went in to buy stuff to make more it turns out some of the components are unavailable there so I bought a Snowflake Crystal Kit (no idea what size) and it turns out it was written by my friend Steph who runs Knit in Notts the knitting club at Lee Rosies! How exciting! And all of those components are easily gettable at the Bead Shop and the instructions are pretty fabulous if you ask me, even for a complete beginner.

And what do you know, I've finished the blog on something positive! Isn't life odd, ey?

Love Eleanor.

P.s. I nearly wrote 'lovely Eleanor' then, which is my go to finger movement when I've typed 'love'. Maybe I should have left it to cheer myself up. But then I'd look a tit.

Friday, 18 November 2011

Alright, alright

I'm just showing off now, but look!

A customer bought me this! She said it wasn't much but I have literally no money to buy things like this for myself and I've wanted it for about forever and I didn't know but the first pattern is an aran using a stitch from Gladys Thompson's Patterns for Guernseys, Jerseys and Arans which I love but just couldn't do when I tried it a long, long time ago. Lovely.


Cakes! Christmas ones! From the girls upstairs!

This next bit isn't showing off:

it's commiserating...

Sort of. These little dogs, as a commission for two different people. Blurgh. I was going to do a blog post about them playing in a field or something like that, I thought the incidence rate of four knitted dogs together at one time has got to be pretty small unless you're a mad wo/man so I was going to take advantage. But no, I tent to get a bit frustrated with fiddly knitting after a while and this has been a bit of a marathon. But now they're done I love them. That's a pug, a jack russell, a British bulldog and a miniature schnauzer. I never knew that miniature was spelled like that - weird.

This is why I don't like knitting small fiddly things:

Look at my angry face. Haha.

It's over now and I'm pleased.

That's what life has been like in the shop this week. Sort of good, sort of bad and ridiculously busy. Forgive us our absences.

And then - finally - we'll be at the The Nottingham Bead and Craft Show run by our friends at The Bead Shop, Nottingham. We went last year too and it was great so we're really excited. Apart from the early morning... Here's a photo from last year:


And I'm taking three boxes full this year. Three and three only.

Finally. I want to have a bit of a moan and a whine. About the council, of course.

T'other day I was outside the shop having a chat with a customer when a Community Protection Officer came and asked about our waste practices. Now, I've been brought up to be a bit of a hippy. I hate waste and nothing gets chucked here apart from my fag ends and the occasional crisp or biscuit packet. Normal things that normal people throw in normal bins. No? Well, apparently not if you're a small business. I have to pay money to get that collected. Not part of the business rates (which are the equivalent of council tax as I see it).

Now, this would not be a problem except that since we've started we've been treated to "small business rates relief" which means essentially that business as small as ours don't pay the business rates. Brilliant! Great idea! More of that please! Only, the council obviously aren't making enough money so they start harassing us for more money from other places. I'd so much rather pay the bloody rates that have to pay bits here and there for whatever services they think we ought to use.

Right, so, ignoring how frustrating that is - we'll pay it. No problem. The Community Protection Officer promises to come back later that day. Does he turn up? I think you know the answer. Okay, fine, I'll ring in the morning. And I did, I started ringing at 11 o'clock and I didn't stop until somebody finally put me through to an appropriate person at HALF. PAST. TWELVE! The incompetence is staggering. Staggering.

So I get through to somebody, who speaks to me like I'm five explaining that 'the law says this' and 'the law says that'. So I ask, 'which statute is that?' - I'm a lawyer, I can look it up. I'd quite like to in fact. The answer: 'well, the law says this' and 'the law says that'. Don't make me rip my own eyeballs out now, Mr Policeman. Jeez. Anyway, he can't do anything, he'll get his colleague to call me back. 'Oh, is that the kind of calling back that's a lot like the 'coming back' that your colleague didn't do a lot of yesterday?'. 'Well, the law says this'. Oh piss off!

Anyway, he didn't call me back, I had to call him. Finally somebody came around with an idiots guide to waste management and nothing to fill out. Somebody will come and 'help me fill out the form on Monday'. The saga continues...

That feels better. How frustrating! I feel like becoming one of those busybody business owners who starts a petition about some ridiculously minute issue. But honestly, how am I supposed to run a business when I spend half the day running after people who should be the most efficient workers out there? And how the bloody hell am I supposed to run a business when I'm spending all of my money on waste services that I really don't need?

Bravo council!

Now I'm going to do some knitting and some reading Elizabeth Zimmerman to cheer myself up.


Monday, 14 November 2011

The Seami(er) Side of Life

I don’t like sewing up, I just don’t. In fact, I would say I hate everything about it – from threading a needle to making sure my seams match. And, to be honest, I’m not very good at it. For years, I just matched up the bumps on the edges of my knitting and ended up with a seam that looked something like this on the inside, and the outside

Not great, I think you'll agree.

Then, a few weeks ago, I decided to teach myself how to mattress stitch. And this is how my side seams turned out on the inside and, of course, the outside

Much better, methinks. And shoulder seams have given me problems for years. Even if I backstitched them together, they always looked as though the seam was pulling apart, but now – look

They look so much better. And this is a great little tutorial for mattress stitch

I suppose, what I’m trying to say is that, after 25 years of knitting, all of a sudden my finished garments have a more professional finish. And I like that!

Of course, if you want to learn this and other finishing techniques in person, you can sign up to our class on 12th February 2-12 here


Friday, 11 November 2011

An update of sorts.

Salutations, lovely Knit Nottinghamers!

It struck me that I haven't done a proper shop update in a while - just musings about my projects and Sue's spinning which must be truly riveting for you given that you'll all have your own bits on the go. Christmas presents I don't doubt...

Well, the big exciting news is that we have two new lines of yarn!!

The first is a blingy, glitzy, in-your-face-fabulous yarn from King Cole, let me present to you:




The gorgeous Galaxy DK

And no, your eyes aren't deceiving you, there really are sequins in there! Soft, luscious, toned to match the yarn sequins. And blimey, I'm smitten! Who'd have thought I'd fall for a glittery yarn? The girls, and couple of blokes, at my knit club will be as shocked as I am!

Currently these are the four colours that we have in stock - I tried to get the others but it's just too popular. In my humble opinion nobody would ever need another colour but the purple anyway. Apart from June, she likes the fuchsia.

My thoughts are, a plain, low necked jumper with gorgeous lacy sleeves. Something a bit delicate. Naturally, I think we all want to make scarves with something so beaueaueaueaueaueautiful too.

It's 50g, 175m, 31% wool, 65% acrylic and 4% soft payette (that's the sparkle). Spun similarly to the Riot DK, if you love that it'll be worth your while giving this a go. Almost forgot to say it's £3. And I hereby promise to get it on the internet asap!

Next new yarn - not any less lovely but quite a lot less sparkly - is the Big Value 4ply.

French Navy


 Now I've got them in some sort of an order I'm leaving it at that - sorry they're placed a bit randomly...

Again, I've made a selection from the colours available for this yarn. Mostly because I don't want to completely blow the budget but also because I want to see the reaction from you guys. I get quite a lot of feedback that we don't stock enough wool yarns. Personally, I think we have a tonne, three commercial 100%'s, six commercials with over 50% and all the handspun and felting yarn. On top of that, if they're talking about naturals we have cottons to peruse too. You can see I'm a bit frustrated. Lately, I've been asked for more acrylics. It seems we might have gone too far the other way? So here's my attempt at an acrylic, in an interesting weight (lovely vintage jumpers, socks or shawls for the sheep-opposed anybody?). I've gone for colours that are most popular in our shop: black, mustard, deep pink and teal and a couple to brighten things up a bit and that I like - mmmm to the French Navy Oh yes!

The yarn comes with patterns and I couldn't make up my mind so I bought them all. That's two male patterns and four female patterns and they all have a lovely, vintagey, elegant feel to them.

There ain't no way I'm not knitting that sweet little sweater in the camel colour. Though I'll choose a more interesting colour...

So, 100g, 4ply, 100% acrylic, 439m (yes, that's four hundred and thirty nine of your metric metres!). In my size (big if you're wondering) that's going to mean four balls. Four balls!? And the best bit is - it's only bloody £2.75. Who cares about the double dip when the wool's that cheap?

So, tell me what you think folks.

In other pattern related news, we now have:

 Oh yes, it's the 'Magic Dolman Jacket' and it's also available in a 4ply and DK version. Eagle eyed readers will note that this is exactly. the. same. as. the. BSJ written by the indomitable Elizabeth Zimmerman. Apparently, according to my yarn rep, I was the only LYSO who noticed this. Quite chuffed with myself! Now, I questioned them about the legal validity of selling this pattern, apparently it's all wrapped up but he was about as willing to talk about copyright issues as that one rav busybody who always says 'and now to sit down with popcorn while you all battle in out' smugly in a copyright thread. So I bought it - just for your dear readers! I think it'll be a lot cheaper/quicker to get it here and I'm guessing there's some sort of arrangement with Schoolhouse Press that means we're not squeezing them out of money.

Nice ey?!!?!? :)

We have more new patterns too but if I chat about them all like this, it'll turn into a novel. Just. Shut. Up.

So, the shelves have gone down well. I think everybody's a little sad that the other one has gone but I forgot to say that it went to The Art Room in Long Eaton which both Liese and I believe to be a worthy cause so don't be too sad. It's funny to see the reactions. One lady who comes in about week didn't notice until a couple of days ago and she literally jumped out of her skin when she realised as if something had just piddled on her grave. Haha!

I have a throat infection. It's not my fault. Treat me kindly please.

I've also started another Ripple Blanket. It's not my fault. Treat me kindly please.

And now I'm going to try and get on with the knitting that I was meant to start at 11am-ish today but haven't actually touched. Thank you lot, and the internet buyers, for making this such a busy winter. We're just getting over the few money troubles we've had - gah to unexpected bills! - and then we've got to start saving for the possibility of moving into bigger premises next year! How very exciting!

Finally, I'd like to say hello to the two regular readers from the Ivory Coast - hello, what brings you here?


Eleanor. :)


2 blog 143Drop spindle workshopLast Sunday we held another of our occasional spinning workshops aimed at brand new spinners. During the day we looked at fibres and learnt how to use a basic drop spindle. There was great excitement when the students were allowed to investigate the contents of their project bags which contained fibres and the spindle together with some secret ingredients.
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After grasping the basics and realising that dropping the spindle is really part of the learning process, they went on to create their own yarn using a drum carder to blend their own choice of colours into a batt ready for spinning.
Drop spindle workshop Their first yarns were beautiful, brightly coloured and textured and I am sure that they will be treasured.
Drop spindle workshopLater everyone had chance to play on a spinning wheel although some thought that it was too much like patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time!!
We all had a great time, including Pete and myself and we thank everyone for coming ( and for bringing the biscuits!!!)

Monday, 7 November 2011

All Right, Sunny Jim?

Whilst on holiday recently in Cornwall we visited Flambards, a small theme park with a very good display about about war time Britain and I spotted this amongst the displays. The gloves and scarfs I could cope with but the knitted vest? no way, would never have the patience or the time.

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I also spotted this in the wartime exhibition,really miss shops like these

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somewhere to buy your knitting patterns along with the groceries

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Until I saw this, I never realised that Sunny Jim was an advertising slogan! always thought it was just a saying/nickname.

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Sunny Jim cloth doll, you would save the coupons and send away for him.

Monday, 31 October 2011


I've been going on a bit I know, about this BIG SUPRISE and thinking about it, it's probably not that exciting to you lot. But it still is to me! We've finally replaced the circle cabinet:

with something entirely more suitable for a shop:

It's taken a while folks, a month or so, to save up enough money to buy it, get the old one taken away and to get more than one of us free on a day when the shop was closed. Logistics - blurgh.

I'm dead proud! I think it makes us look more like a shop, more professional and it's funny, we look like we've got two times more yarn than we had before, not just in the amounts of each yarn that we have but in the lines of different yarn. Weird. We've managed to fit 11 (yes, that's ELEVEN) different lines in our new cabinet. Eleven! Everything else has been spread out a bit better too. So we've more or less got the DK's in the new one. Then we've got the scarf yarns and superchunkies across the top of this one:

The chunkies in the right hand there and the 4plies and arans in the left hand one. Not perfect but it's got to be better!

And the patterns are no longer on the table!

Doesn't it look pretty!?!?

June and I worked a good ten hour day yesterday and I'm aching all over (June's fitter than me so she isn't - hmph). I'm telling you this so you'll be gentle with me when I get back into work tomorrow.

Anyway, there it is. The shop looks a million times better, bigger and tidier so come and say hi and if you're lucky I'll let you stroke my cabinet.

Love Eleanor. :)

Saturday, 29 October 2011

Ghosties and Ghoulies

Oh no!

I've come in this morning and some terrible things have happened! I believe we've been haunted a few days too early - apparently Mansfield Road's ghosties and ghoulies can't keep time.

Firstly, I was haunted in my sleep last night and the ghosties plot was to make me forget my camera! A cunning and vicious plan to make me look like a tit dragging the laptop round and holding it in various positions in front of the frame provided by our front window. Scary!

The next thing I noticed - the cupboards were bare!

You can see in my face, I was a little panicked but I tried to remain calm. Where could the stock be!? I headed to the stairs, sure that it must be in the cave which I've always believed to be a den of eerie and unnatural goings on but on the way, something caught my eye.

In the toilet was all the stock! Why would a ghostie take my neatly stored stock and shove it in a toilet!? I'm frightened, dear readers, frightened for my life (and that of my yarn).

A customer came in at this point and I had to keep a clear head and a smile on my face despite the carnage and devastation all around. It was at this point that I noticed they'd left a whole load of new artisan products for me to sort:

As if I didn't have enough on my plate. These ghouls have obviously got a sense of humour...

Folding up these bits and bobs, I realised that actually, I'd been being haunted for sometime because despite the fact that I adore lace and can knit it - I've gone totally, utterly and depressingly wrong on my latest finished project:

It had obviously been made to look like a spider's web rather than lovely pretty leaves. Oh these devilish buggers!

It crossed my mind at this point to flee the shop - get out of here while I still could but as I stepped toward the front door a flash of bright colour caught my eye:

Can you see it? Something like the tooth fairy, but for door stops, had crochet a cover for the hideous doorstop and turned it from this:

to this:

It was time to settle my demons, to accept the weird and to learn to live with what Mansfield Road had thrown at us. For every cupboard emptying, toilet filling, artisan item towering demon there was a ghost waiting to make me a crochet cover to brighten up the shop.

A haunting tale, I'm sure you'll agree.

Love Eleanor.

P.s. For those who don't believe in this bunkum, the cupboard emptying and loo filling is relating to the BIG SURPRISE which is happening tomorrow and has been a long time coming! The new artisan items are going to be sorted, tidied and placed tomorrow when the BIG SURPRISE has happened. My inability to knit lace is my own fault - booze and lemsip induced I'm sure. And I crocheted that bloody doorstop - isn't it adorable!?!?